While updating numerous sites, gaining new link trades, and updating some .htaccess files and washing my cats ass, I couldn’t help but laugh at the really old black man who could barely mutter words out during his speech.

I seriously think he may be as old as the first slave. He definitely gave the best and most humorous speech of the day and if I were there I would’ve given him a standing ovation. Unfortunately, two other old guys had seizures. One of them was Ted Kennedy. The other I do not know.

One part of today’s events that bored the piss out of me was the poetry woman who could’ve put a crying baby to sleep out of boredom.

As the Presedential Limo leaves Capitol Hill to begin the parade, I can’t help but notice that the cameramen on top of the White House resemble snipers. Well…snipers with massive cannons who can’t hide too well.

After this I’ll update the database on my stats program to check conversion rates. Then perhaps I’ll grab lunch. I’ve eaten nothing but a bowl of high fiber cereal today. I should probably eat.